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RandomRex6 4th Oct 2015, 8:00 AM edit delete
The Marketplace is a key location for any RPG. Whether you're buying or selling, looking for information, or just in the mood to stop a thief, the market is always worth checking out.

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Raxon 4th Oct 2015, 5:21 PM edit delete reply
I'm always in the mood for buying and selling thieves.
rem 6th Oct 2015, 11:49 AM edit delete reply
thief encounters huh?
ok, was playing a D&D game, and we kept running into a pick pocket based largely off of Murete (Morty) Stanley Tucci's character from Undercover Blues (if you haven't seen it, go do so, it is a riot). It seemed that anytime we turned around he was there trying to steal from us.
seeing as we were trying to replace the crown jewels with fakes, the jewels being part of a save the world artifact, we couldn't just go to the king and ask for them, that would be too easy.
so we steal the jewels, this puts the city into lockdown, no way in or out. we have a hide out that the guards haven't found yet, and we use real jewels to fake the pieces we needed from the crown (the only parts we stole).
the party thief decides to see what the security is like around the castle, see if he can get back in.
no luck there, of course.
when who should bump into him but Morty, the pick pocket. This time the PC doesn't stop Morty from lifting his wallet, but instead plants the jewels on him at the same time.
then he shouts "my god I've been robbed!"
all while standing outside the castle swarming with guards.
the guards close in, see Morty, acting shifty, because this is the first time he has successfully stolen anything from any of us, and he is stopped and searched. Guards find the PCs wallet, and keep searching. Lo and behold they find the jewels!
Morty is arrested, the jewels are placed back in the crown, the lockdown is lifted, and we get the hell out of town.

later we find out that Morty is sentenced to death for stealing from the king, so we end up going back, breaking him out of jail and absconding him to a different kingdom. but that's a different story.
Raxon 6th Oct 2015, 11:48 PM edit delete reply
"Rick! I stole from the king! You gotta get me outta here!"

"Listen, Mo-eeeeeer-rty. You gotta learn to stop leaving witnesses. Come on, we gotta, gotta go kick some jubjub ass and get my neural recompiler back before they figure out it has more settings than homoerotic blood orgy."

"Okay, Rick. What do you need me to do?"

"I need you to take this bottle of spicy mayo and squirt it all over your face. Oh, and wear this lumberjack costume. Jubjubs love lumberjacks. Now, just knock on the door and distract them while I get my stuff back."
Tyler 11th Sep 2018, 2:01 PM edit delete reply
That was a perfect piece of the show. I could literally see them doing that.
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