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RandomRex6 14th Oct 2015, 8:00 AM edit delete
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Alice 14th Oct 2015, 11:03 AM edit delete reply
I'm surprised neither one brought up Haku's feminine appearance. He's super cute in this scene, too.
Sheepking 14th Oct 2015, 11:37 AM edit delete reply
Dunno about the DM, but all Naruto was told was that it was a boy picking flowers. How would he know that dude looks like a lady?
Raxon 14th Oct 2015, 12:21 PM edit delete reply
Naruto is super gay, and was distracted by "boy picking flowers=subbottom". Look at the facts:

He wears bright, flamboyant clothing.
He spent forever pining for the return of Sasuke.
When he became hokage, he passed a law that upon the growth of a boy's first hair upon their chest, they must report to the hokage for butthole inspections.

Oh, wait, that last one was the trollfic I wrote, where Sakura transforms into a man, because she's jealous of Naruto's butthole fun.

The word butthole shows up over a hundred times in the thirty page abomination.
Guest 14th Oct 2015, 1:52 PM edit delete reply
I am very disturbed by this. And by this I mean Raxon, not the comic.
grtgfbll 14th Oct 2015, 2:50 PM edit delete reply
You must be new here.
Solokov 15th Oct 2015, 2:45 PM edit delete reply get used to Raxon after a while.
Imasuky 14th Oct 2015, 3:41 PM edit delete reply
I would like read this trool fic, good sir!
Raxon 14th Oct 2015, 6:08 PM edit delete reply
I hope it's still there. The Empire of Naruto's Libido was from my days of trolling fandoms. Much like that slashfic that had a scene of Han walking in on Greedo cheating on him with Jabba, which lead to their bitter break up, and drove Han into the arms of Leia.

That one was lost when the forum went bust, sadly. I used to be kind of psychotically evil when it came to fandoms.
aqua 14th Oct 2015, 9:42 PM edit delete reply
i believe these two comments are the evilest things i have heard from you in a whole 3 (4?) comic archives
JuicyGrey 14th Oct 2015, 6:53 PM edit delete reply
Hoy, Raxon! Do you have any fandom which involves Ents and Elcors? In a same story of course...
Raxon 15th Oct 2015, 4:58 AM edit delete reply
No idea what an elcor is. I could write a slashfic involving ents and Falcor, though.

Hmmm, LoTR and the neverending story. Interesting crossover concept.
JuicyGrey 15th Oct 2015, 9:06 AM edit delete reply
Elcors are alien race from a Mass Effect. Large, slow, talks in a strange way. Easy to Google if you want more info. Perfect pairing with Ents I'll say...
Raxon 15th Oct 2015, 2:23 PM edit delete reply
Ah. Haven't played that series. Still, Samwise gets hold of the wish granting amulet from the neverending story, and slowly forgets everything he knew as he wishes for more and more beautiful dwarven men to toil shirtlessly in his mines, searching for emeralds to trade to the villagers in exchange for mushroom soup, his favorite food.

...Damn you, now this needs to be written.
JuicyGrey 15th Oct 2015, 2:49 PM edit delete reply
Hm, I have something in my mind about Sam. Through not much fic writer myself, but idea told as flashbacks by Sam as he is starting his journey to west. You know how he was, at least movie version of him, extremy aggressive and asshole towards to Gollum? Well, it wasn't about Gollum being evil, but instead of Sam being very jealous about Frodo. He had his... own plans for a Frodo. What kind of plans? Well, let's say there is reason why The Ring begged given back to Frodo.

Oh, but this isn't all yet. After this all why Sam married Rose? Simple, Rose was into cosplay, creepy kind of cosplay. Which is why she dies before Sam, because of accident while... playing a sex play involving Rose in a Frodo costume, seven goblins and magma. Partially also reason why Sam leaves Shire, but most important is probably...

He gets reunited with Frodo at the Undying Lands. Even if he needs dug his corpse...

So, Raxon? Can you refine anything truly horrying from this?...
Raxon 15th Oct 2015, 6:32 PM edit delete reply
Sam wore the ring, but not on his finger, to watch Frodo bathing. The ring experienced new horrors, and begged to be returned to Frodo.

I don't really do the trolling slashfic thing much anymore. I usually do it specifically to mess with people I find particularly abhorrent *coughtumblrcough* and assholish.

That said, when I write one, it tends to be specifically tailored to the person I dislike. Otherwise, my writing is for me, so it's more adventure than romance or sex.

However, how about Sam making a composite Frodo from bits od dead, embalmed hobbits, to recreate his true love? Then he could have a sort of weekend at Bernie's romance.

I'm actually pretty damn good at horror, for someone who can't stand the genre. (Gorn flicks don't count, and neither do creature features.)
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