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9th Feb 2018, 7:00 AM in Chunin Exam Arc
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RandomRex6 9th Feb 2018, 7:00 AM edit delete
Story Time! Tell a story about someone saying something that just made everyone stop and try to process what just happened.

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DeadpanSal 9th Feb 2018, 12:06 PM edit delete reply
My DM once had a combat where everything went wrong. It killed me and put everyone else really close. Then he had the town guard rush in to see what just happened.

"They order you to drop your weapons."
"I refuse!"
"Their spears all come back up and - WAIT A SECOND!"
The Druid 10th Feb 2018, 2:11 PM edit delete reply
Scene: I am playing a drug-smuggling, sea-faring druid. We hit port and my captain tells me to "go find some salty wenches" for him

I give up after one try. At this port, a festival is happening, and my 60s inspired druid loves to party, so he goes out dancing.

I end up having some female extras dancing with me (and a flower growing from my butt bc of a low performance roll).

A bit later, the captain comes up and says "boy! I told ya to find some salty wenches"

I just gesture to the dancing crowd of women and an epic silence settles over the table. The dm looks lost and all the players burst into laughter
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