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12th Aug 2015, 8:00 AM in Zabuza Arc
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RandomRex6 12th Aug 2015, 8:00 AM edit delete
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Lonecourier6 12th Aug 2015, 12:05 PM edit delete reply
Hey everyone, tell a story about when the dice have allowed ya to do the impossible or improbable
Tatsurou 12th Aug 2015, 3:24 PM edit delete reply
Tatsurou
Dice roll that let me do the impossible or improbable?

How about carving my way out of a dragon?

I had a fairy character once who's only equipment was a very tiny knife that was enchanted for sharpness, so it would never lose its edge. I spent a lot of time sharpening it to give it more of an edge, though.

At one point during a battle, I got eaten by a dragon. I didn't want to die right off, and after a discussion with the DM, it was ruled I was small enough that I would be swallowed without being chewed. So I had to roll for con to see if I would survive the trip down the dragon's throat, and then against the digestive acid of its stomach to see if I would survive long enough for the others to kill the dragon.

Several rolls later, it was determined it would be 12 rounds before I even started to take damage. Unfortunately, because of my low health, the first damage I took would kill me.

So I started cutting my way out, killing the dragon in the process. Managed to get free on the 11th round, bursting out of the dragon's torso Alien style.

First thing I did once I was out was to point to the party tank - whose mistake led to me getting eaten in the first place - and say, "We are stopping at the next inn. You are paying for a bath and all the beer I can drink. Otherwise, I perform your next colonoscopy."

...guy spent 100 gold on beer for a two inch tall fairy. DM was so amused by the situation he had me roll checks to see how much booze I could drink before I passed out. The party joked I must have eaten the dragon's liver on my way out.
Dundee15 12th Aug 2015, 6:58 PM edit delete reply
Part of the group had been caught sneaking around a drow camp and ratted out the rest to avoid death. Seeing that I was a rogue and looked very rouge...ish they sent a guy to keep special tabs on me (We called him Abobo). While we were being interrogated Abobo's job was to keep a knife up to my back just in case I did anything. So, after finally convincing them that we weren't a threat, Abobo decided to play the tough guy and roughly push past me back to his friends.

Cue thievery check. The entire party shouts no, thinking that their whole attempt at negotiations was wasted... NAT 20. Session ended there and the DM had to spend some time to find something suitable for me to be able to steal for something 'this epic.'
Darth Malice 12th Aug 2015, 8:44 PM edit delete reply
I once had a rogue who stole God's (like Christian God in a humanoid avatar, omniscient and omnipotent as he could be) +1 brilliant energy shocking frost flaming corrosive sword.

I made the gm angry because I then sold said sword and over geared myself for the rest of the game
Darth Malice 12th Aug 2015, 1:54 PM edit delete reply
As a 16th leve character, I once disarmed a Balor, than decapitated him with his own flaming Vorpal sword. I then turned my back to the ensuing explosion because Roth'gar was the greatest Barbarian ever and the fm let me keep the sword.
Darth Malice 12th Aug 2015, 1:55 PM edit delete reply
*gm let me keep the sword
Raxon 12th Aug 2015, 2:54 PM edit delete reply
Raxon
Epic swords, you say? I once had a pair of magical chainsaw daggers made of golden sunlight. I was level one.

Exalted is kind of awesome like that.
nathan400 12th Aug 2015, 5:35 PM edit delete reply
nathan400
My favorite knives from the internet (the comic they're from has stopped updating and the domain expired, so this' the best I can do):
https://www.dropbox.com/s/y2xz5s5hsj4b6a0/Really%20good%20knives.jpg?dl=0
Darth Malice 12th Aug 2015, 8:42 PM edit delete reply
oh let's not start about Exalted Raxxon. We might make everyone who's never played it have migraines from sheer over exposure to undiluted awesome
Raxon 14th Aug 2015, 5:11 AM edit delete reply
Raxon
You're right. Exalted is kinda cheating when it comes to bragging about cool stuff.
Warlach572 12th Aug 2015, 7:10 PM edit delete reply
Warlach572
Don't worry RR, I'm cooking something up just for you. Can't exactly leave you in the lurch now, can I?
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